Awesome or Obscene, Depending on Your Point of View

Went to a housewarming today. There was a chocolate fountain! Chocolatefountainchocolatefountainchocolatefountain. There was fruit to stick in there. Bah! I took the last chocolate chunk cookie and smothered it. There was one fingerprint spot, left uncovered like Achilles' heels. That's OK. Still yummy. Obnoxiously yummy.