I'd like to go places in a Hoveround, and have people feel forced to apologize to me for getting in the way when I run over their feet. Being old is a license to do all sorts of things...
Of course, age has its fair share of problems (health issues and oncoming death aren't a pleasant thought), but a Hoveround would make it all worthwhile.
Or maybe I should just buy a Segway. I'm already deeply uncool, so what do I have to lose?
Hey, I'll bet those are terrific!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to go places in a Hoveround, and have people feel forced to apologize to me for getting in the way when I run over their feet. Being old is a license to do all sorts of things...
Of course, age has its fair share of problems (health issues and oncoming death aren't a pleasant thought), but a Hoveround would make it all worthwhile.
Or maybe I should just buy a Segway. I'm already deeply uncool, so what do I have to lose?
Why limit yourself? Get one of each, I say.
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