Monday, January 04, 2010

Career Paths That Are Closed to Me Because I'm Too Sober

Sailor
Jazz Musician
Suicidal Novelist
Groupie
Reality Star
Pirate (admittedly similar to sailor)
Merry Friar, esp. in 13th Century Sherwood Forest
Genius (admittedly similar to suicidal novelist)
Jaded Detective Who Breaks the Rules but Gets the Job Done
Drunkard

2 comments:

Chris said...

This is an easy one....pop open some bottles Hol and let your inner sailer, jazz musician, groupie out!

Ben said...

Chris is right! I have faith in you; you can do anything you set your mind to.

Remember, the journey of alcoholism begins with but a single sip.