I'm doing some routine maintenance this week -- a dentist's appointment today, a doctor's checkup yesterday. I asked about the whole being-colder-than-everyone-else thing, but apparently I'm not cold to the touch, so don't have hypothyroidism; nor am I Snowella, Queen of the Frozen North. I'm just weird.
And an updated list of places I'd rather be than at work:
The doctor's
The dentist's
The gym
Funerals
Surgery
Commuting
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Funerals? Whose did you have in mind?
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