Monday, May 10, 2010

Moving from Depressing to Creepy

After that last post, I got an ad for a Hoveround in my email inbox. Not only is Big Brother a creepy freak, he thinks I'm a frigging grandma.

2 comments:

Ben said...

Hey, I'll bet those are terrific!

I'd like to go places in a Hoveround, and have people feel forced to apologize to me for getting in the way when I run over their feet. Being old is a license to do all sorts of things...

Of course, age has its fair share of problems (health issues and oncoming death aren't a pleasant thought), but a Hoveround would make it all worthwhile.

Or maybe I should just buy a Segway. I'm already deeply uncool, so what do I have to lose?

Holly said...

Why limit yourself? Get one of each, I say.