Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Shithead Is as Shithead Does

Pets and kids are adorable.

Bad behavior is not.

If you are a child or animal, and you act like a shithead, then you are a shithead.

If you are a kid-parent or pet-parent and find bad behavior adorable in your little one, that makes you a shithead, too.

Take note, Philip the Cat. My room is not your Jungle Adventure Playland. You will be sorry when I buy a Supersoaker and a python.

[For the record, Philip's owner isn't a shithead. He's more of a hapless, working, single pet-dad. Philip is still a shithead.]

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