And I'm doing this from my cubicle

Hey, check it out. I wrote a home improvement version to the chorus of a Salt 'N Pepa song:

Let's talk about decks, baby
Let's talk about masonry
Let's talk about all the windows and the siding
That may be
Let's talk about decks

Let's talk about checks, baby
And your liability
If one of my workers falls
I'll make a call
And S-U-E
Let's talk about checks

As if you needed it: Further evidence that I need to get out more.