Monday, December 11, 2006

There are Proverbs that warn of women like this

The pretty taffy is now on display in the kitchen. Am I still not supposed to touch it? What is she trying to do to me???

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps if you had not rendered it inedible by thwacking on that NYC table it would not be around to tempt you now.

Do not touch the taffy! Make an offering of the discomfort your self denial creates to the Lord as a gesture of regret for your sins. If you are sincere it may reduce your time in purgatory. (A little old school Catholicism)

Thou shall not covet. (A little old school Jewish/Christian teaching)